Friday 26 August 2011

Introduction

If you've never walked into a room full of people and seen a good percentage of them stare at you for 1 hr (seriously) then you're missing out on one of the best feelings ever. I mean, in those 6 seconds, you can see the drool from that boy's mouth, the wine glass fall to the ground, the DJ forgetting to scratch the song at the right moment and that piece of cake that you know you must grab before someone else does. Did i say 6 seconds? 1 hour, please.

Of the 6 senses ( smell, sight, taste, touch, sound, and SENSE) just 2 are immediately useful to those party animals doing things in 6 seconds. Sight and smell. Sound wont be much of a problem if the others are ok. Your sense of SENSE is apparent only after they begin to ask you where you got your wears and cologne from. And then you tell them [fascent's] :D, and they're all WOOOW OOKKK.

In contrast, you dont need to know what could happen if some dude walks over and notices that the label on your shirt is a spin off of the defunct Ebeano clothing company. Up goes the drool into mouth, wine glass floats back up into the mu..err..sorry guy's hand, DJ pops a paracetamol, and one fat guy snatches the cake. Ghen-ghen! You might like to hide in one corner of the room now.


Whenever you visit this blog there will always be something to ensure that at least one more person gets caught in the 6-seconds time duration. Designer clothes, shoes, bags, perfumes / colognes and a host of accessories. Guys remember that ladies have a sharper sense of smell so WE KNOW what you think WE DONT KNOW. Ladies remember guys wont say "you're looking good" for no apparent reason. Give them a reason if you dont want to hear lines like "is your dad a terrorist, because baby you're the bomb!" My heart goes out to all ladies who have heard that one, and cheesier.


So,[[Fascents] is the place to look. call 08073312655 or 07032761996 if you can't believe the bargain prices you see. One love.